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Merry Christmas & Happy New Year From RomanyJib
IT IS THAT TIME AGAIN HOW QUICK IT PASSES BY
Homeward bound for Christmas
As published in West Howe Proper - No longer in print
Xmas is here and theirs money to be made
im out selling holly and trees that iv made'
me antys round the town selling heather and a charm
by some lucky heather and you'll never come to harm
me dad he never changes it could be any time of year
out and feed the horses and then night time for a beer
money money money he starts shouting at me mam
but then he starts to smile at the leg of home cured ham!
now the phones has started ringing
and the family's coming round
me mam begins to panic as she starts to wiping round
its never in there trailers and they always come to here
and cover my new carpet with spills of wine and beer
so were all packed in the trailer with a plate fit for a king
me dad he gets his socks me mam a diamond ring
the tiknas going mad toys across the trailer floor
were all full up with turkey and me mam says who wants more?
then we stand out side just chatting to the men
the women's in the trailers like a clutch of old french hens
so what ya fancy doing? its no good standing here
lets go down the town for a Christmas pint of beer.
so Xmas day is over and the men are home in song
there wife's are only happy that there back with nothing wrong
my dad looks to the sky and he looks a little tipsy
and shouts with all his voice that SANTA IS A GYPSY!
my dear o duvell now how could this be
but what a strange present and it gets me to thinking
iv heard of the boswells the Lee's and the Lovells
he does drive a cart or is it a slay
but never the less he's not a bad man
but sants not that dinnler he don't work himself'
yo ho ho is that rummness of old?
Lee W. Happy Xmass
my dear o duvell now how could this be
theirs fine bory hotchy under my tree?
i jin times are hard and iv not got much luvver
but i can bikkin a turkey and cook duvva cuver.
but what a strange present and it gets me to thinking
i look at the strength of the livinda im drinking
i think to my self that my dads a bit tipsy
or could it be true that Santa a Gypsy?
iv heard of the boswells the Lee's and the Lovells
but one of the claws im starting to struggle?
he takes the nav Xmas that's who he could be?
i'll have to get sue to look up his tree?
he does drive a cart or is it a slay
you wont see a Gypsy giving stuff away
he only go's calling but one day a year
and going down chimmneys its crimewatch i fear
but never the less he's not a bad man
the poor old mush could do with a van
and instead of the toys he'd do better on tree's
i bet that his raindeers are covered with fleas?
but sants not that dinnler he don't work himself'
hes got lots of dossers they call them his elf's
they dont get no luvva and so it should be
he should get them a chain saw for when he's on tree's
yo ho ho is that rummness of old?
and why does the dinnler work in the cold
so iv got an idea and i know just the thing
he should get a new nav and become father spring.
Lee W. Happy Xmass
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| gypsypoet | happy christmas | 14 | Dec 28 2009, 12:31 AM EST by kaulocamlo | ||
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Thread started: Dec 9 2009, 7:37 AM EST
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a real good poem, sounds just like my lot at christmas,
merry christmas and all my best wishs for the new year to everyone xxxxxx |
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| Chrispenfold | Lee's Poem | 2 | Dec 10 2009, 3:02 AM EST by Chrispenfold | ||
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Thread started: Dec 9 2009, 8:06 AM EST
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That's about right Lee, spot on, real kushti, I'm going to wait til after Chrismas for my new carpet !
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| herringLee | William Lee Christmas Dance. | 3 | Dec 7 2009, 9:37 PM EST by Bowdie | ||
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You have to copy link and paste it to browser. One of my boy's did this for a laught. |
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